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Wednesday, February 22, 2012


selamanya, selamanya,selamanya,
harimau malaya!
selamanya, selamanya,selamanya,
sokong Malaysia!

hey le le le le le le la
oohh, oohh
hey le le le le le la
Aaahh, aaahh

harimau malaya
harimau malaya
harimau malaya
harimau malaya




hey le le le le le le la
oohh, oohh
hey le le le le le la

inilah tanah tumpahnya darahku
negara pasukan biarlah hanya satu
harimau kami berlari laju,
belang nak tertanggal dari baju
harimau kami cekap gelecek
pertahanan lawan tumbang sederet
bila turun padang berumahkan gelanggang,
kalau berani mari bersandang

selamanya, selamanya,selamanya,
harimau malaya!
selamanya, selamanya,selamanya,
sokong Malaysia!

hey le le le le le le la
oohh, oohh
hey le le le le le la
Aaahh, aaahh

harimau malaya
harimau malaya

semua berlari hingga tiada keringat,
gol pertama untuk negara
kedua untuk pingat
bila atas padang main tak ingat,
tiap hantaran kemas
tiap gerak ligat
pernahkah ada harimau yang jinak
jawapannya tidak
semestinya lincah
penyokong ke stadium beranak-pinak
untukmu Malaysia kami ceria

selamanya, selamanya,selamanya,
harimau malaya!
selamanya, selamanya,selamanya,
sokong Malaysia!

hey le le le le le le la
oohh, oohh
hey le le le le le la
Aaahh, aaahh

harimau malaya
harimau malaya

hey, nari kita, semangat
hitam kuning terpahat
mari kita berjuang,
tempur berperang di padang
sekali lagi, maju lagi,
serang lagi, gagah berani sebati
tidak gentar
tenang, dengar sorakan gemilang,
harimau malaya pasti menang!

selamanya, selamanya,selamanya,
harimau malaya!
selamanya, selamanya,selamanya,
sokong Malaysia!

hey le le le le le le la
oohh, oohh
hey le le le le le la
Aaahh, aaahh

harimau malaya
harimau malaya

Saturday, February 18, 2012

101 Ways to Annoy your Teacher

 Mesti korang pernah buat kan masa sekolah dulu-dulu~~~ Terbaekkk~~~~~


1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, you answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, you answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, you say “is that so?”
5. If you so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher you did not turn in your homework because you were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head.
10. Beg your teacher for extensions on reports.
11. Whisper to your neighbor during a test, but claim it was the sugar ants on the floor.
12. Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one or two points higher than it actually is.
13. While your teacher is grading papers in class, sharpen your pencil. Very loudly.
14. When the teacher says to stop, covertly break the lead and say “but it’s not sharpened”.
15. Roll your pencil across the desk.
16. Do drum rolls with your pencil. Use the head of the person in front of you as the cymbals.
17. Never bring a pen or pencil so you always have to borrow one from the teacher.
18. Return the pencil to the teacher, with the eraser end all chewed and slobbery.
19. Use crayon for important assignments. Purple crayon.
20. Lean your chair back so that it is balancing on only two legs. Extra points if you fall over backward.
21. Covertly chew gum in class. Extra points if you snap and crack it with out being caught.
22. When possible, eat food in class. Loud, crunchy food.
23. Go into the graphics options on the school computers, click graphics properties and click on rotation. Rotate 180 degrees. Extra points if the teacher can’t find out how to get it back the way it was.
24. Put wads of chewed gum on the end of your pencil.
25. Ask to be excused to the bathroom. Even if you just came from recess lunch.
26. When the teacher asks a question, raise your hand. If the teacher calls on you, ask if you can go to the bathroom.
27. Ask if you can be excused to go to the bathroom, then take a tour arround the school.
28. Put too many staples on your paper when you staple it. Extra points if you make a good design with them.
29. Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
30. Bring brightly colored notebook paper to write on. Examples: neon pink, purple, red, orange, green…and so on.
31. Blurt out the answers to the teachers questions.
32. When your teacher asks a question, wiggle in your seat and shout “I know, I know!”
33. When the teacher ask a question, wave your hand like a palm tree in a hurricane and say “pick me, pick me!” When the teacher finally calls on you, say “never mind”.
34. Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
35. Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you say “I wasn’t paying attention”.
36. Make basket shots with every paper you want to throw away. Extra points if you get a basket.
37. When the teacher calls on you, tell her the longest personal story you know.
38. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
39. When the teacher calls on you, talk so softly that the teacher can barely hear you. When she tells you to speak up, pretend to be dead on your desk.
40. When the teacher calls on you say “finally”—Even if you where picked first.
41. Count how many times your teacher says um. At the end of the period, present the grand total at the end of class.
42. For your book report, choose the shortest book with the most pictures you can find.
43. Whistle while you work.
44. Never seem to listen to directions.
45. Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.
46. Comb, brush, or braid your hair in class.
47. Bring a lizard, mouse, rat, exedra into class. “Accidentally” let it lose. Extra points if the teacher screams like a little girl.
48. Don’t work when the teacher is looking. Work when the teacher is working.
49. Sigh, “This is boring” heavily.
50. Laugh out loud for no reason.
51. Don’t talk to a substitute teacher because the is a “stranger”.
52. Never let your teacher finish a sentence without an interruption.
53. After everything your teacher says say “That’s what you think”.
54. If you have a substitute teacher, ask you and your friends to sit in all different places so that the substitute’s seating chart is all messed up.
55. Track sand into the classroom by “accident”.
56. Keep dropping your pencil.
57. Call her “grandma”.
58. Call him “grandpa”
59. Throw lots of spit wads.
60. Fall asleep in class. If the teacher wakes you, say “aww, I was dreaming you were actually nice”.
61. After class, cover every inch of the dry-erase board with dry-erase marker so that the teacher can not write anything on it.
62. Hide other books inside of text books and appear to be reading the text book.
63. After every time the teacher explains something ask “is that going to be on the test?”
64. After every time the teacher explains something say “well, duh”.
65. Make up humorous excuses for being late.
66. Forget to have your parents make excuses for being late.
67. Yell “Yessssssssss” after every time you finished something. Anything.
68. Annoy Ms. Thompson. AT ALL COST.
69. If Mr. Corley walks by, whistle innocently, and when he turns his back, run fast.
70. Make animal shows on projector.
71. Read your math book when you are supposed to be reading history. If the teacher asks why, say “oh, how did that get there?”
72. Read comic books hidden in your text books.
73. Ask a teacher how old she is. When she replies, put your hand over your heart and say “WOW!”
74. Ask the same question the teacher just finished answering 10 minutes ago.
75. Knock a heavy text book off your desk again…and again…and again….and again….
76. Keep finding an excuse to keep walking in front of the projector.
77. Smudge up your paper so that it is hard to read.
78. Ask for help on something. Then say “never mind”. Then ask for help on the same thing 2 minutes later to annoy your teacher.
79. Make animal bunny ears to the teacher if she/he is infront of the projector.
80. Read out loud during silent reading time.
81. Pretend to fall asleep instead of following instructions. Then say “I don’t get it”.
82. Doodle on your desk. Big, hard to ignore doodles.
83. Write stupid questions on your desk.
84. Put messages in your textbooks.
85. Always write in marker. Bright neon marker colors.
86. While the teacher is talking, roll your eyes. Then yawn and stretch. After that, gaze longingly out the window. Keep looking at the clock every five minutes. Sigh. Very loudly.
87. Whistle very loudly when the teacher is trying to concentrate.
88. Never look up a word in the dictionary. Always ask your teacher.
89. Make your id picture hard to read.
90. Put staples all over the floor.
91. If you have the guts, start a food fight. ?
92. Come in just after the bell every day.
93. Complain about the food at the school cafeteria.
94. Pretend like you have only one brain cell.
95. Where sunglasses inside. Even if it is cloudy.
96. Laugh stupidly. Often.
97. Talk loudly about your favorite show.
98. If you can, get the necessary materials to take over the p.a system. Then, play forty minutes of your favorite cd over it. Extra points if you do not get caught.
99. Play coin football during silent reading time.
100. Gather your stuff ten minutes before class ends.
101. Run out of the classroom right after the bell. Before the teacher dismisses you.

100 Reasons why You Love her




1. I love the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I love the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I love the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I love the way you look at me.

5. I love how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I love the way I can’t imagine a day without you in my life.

7. I love the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I love the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I love the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I love how I know you’ll always be there when I need you to be.

11. I love the fact that I will always be there for you too.

12. I love how when I dream of my life partner, the only person that I can see is you.

13. I love how complete I feel when I am with you.

14. I love how our bodies just fit together.

15. I love the way you make me laugh.

16.I love the way you laugh.

17. I love the way you won’t compromise yourself when we are together.

18. I love the way you won’t let me compromise myself.

19. I love your thoughtfulness.

20. I love your tenderness.

21. I love your ability to speak without saying a single word.

22. I love the way we glance at each other across the room and know what each other is thinking.

23. I love the way, how even though we may be miles apart I still feel like you’re right here with me.

24. I love the way you surprise me with the perfect gifts that show you pay attention to me.

25. I love the way you’ll watch a sporting game with me even though you may not be interested in it.

26. I love the way you treat my friends.

27. I love your love for the things that interest me.

28. I love the way you let me live my life freely without jealousy.

29. I love how you demand respect but are not controlling.

30. I love how I would do anything in this world to make you happy.

31. I love how you would do anything in this world to make me happy.

32. I love the way your voice sounds over the phone...

33. I love the way your voice sounds when you whisper sweet nothings in my ear.

34. I love the completeness and oneness I feel when we make love.

35. I love your sensuality.

36. I love how our romance feels like the perfect romance movie.

37. I love how you are my soul mate.

38. I love the way you handle troubled times.

39. I love the way you respect me.

40. I love the way you protect and defend me.

41. I love how you feel when we cuddle.

42. I love the softness of your lips against mine.

43. I love the softness of your lips against my body.

44. I love the feeling of your hair brushing against me when we make love.

45. I love laying in bed at night talking about nothing.

46. I love waking up to find we’ve been cuddling together all night.

47. I love the surprises you leave for me.

48. I love your intelligence.

49.I love your ingenuity.

50. I love your ability to make friends where ever we go.

51. I love your love for life.

52. I love your passion for your hobbies and interests.

53. I love how every time I look at you, you take my breath away.

54. I love how I thank God everyday for bringing someone as wonderful as you into my life.

55. I love the fact you gave me the gift of our children.

56. I love the special moments that we shared that will remain my fondest memories of you and I.

57. I love spending the holidays with the one person I love the most.

58. I love how my heart skips a beat whenever you walk into the room.

59. I love how you love me.

60. I love how I love you.

61. I love the ways you choose to show your affection for me.

62. I love the way you inspire me to be more than I am.

63. I love the way you spark my creativity and imagination.

64. I love the way you make me feel like anything is possible as long as I’m with you.

65. I love your sense of humor.

66. I love the way you make me feel like royalty.

67. I love the way you dress.

68. I love your understated elegance.

69.I love you just the way you are.

70. I love your spontaneity.

71. I love our life together.

72. I love if I died right now I would be the happiest person alive knowing I found my one true love.

73. I love the fact that we will grow old together.

74. I love your way with words.

75. I love the way you look when you are sleeping.

76. I love the way you think you look awful when you first wake up when it is actually then I find you the most beautiful.

77. I love your willingness to share everything and most especially your heart with me.

78. I love your strength of character.

79. I love taking showers together.

80. I love the way you leave me love notes to find whenever you’re gone.

81. I love the way you treat me.

82. I love the way you take care of us.

83. I love your cooking.

84. I love the way you take the time to thank me for doing things.

85. I love the way you show your affection when we are around friends and/or family.

86. I love the way you are not scared to show your affection when we are in public.

87. I love your confidence.

88. I love your ability to make me feel better when times are tough.

89. I love the way we make up after a fight.

90. I love the way you support me when I’m off track.

91. I love the way you take the time to show me how much you love me.

92. I love your beautiful hair.

93. I love your odor.

94. I love your openness to try new things.

95. I love your ability to talk things through.

96. I love your courage to be you.

97. I love your greatness.

98. I love the fact that you want to be with me and only me.

99. I love how I am and feel when I am with you!

100. I love you for you!

True, funny, random Facts

Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.

John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.


One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.


About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand.

The microwave oven was invented by mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the chocolate bar he had in his pocket.

Moisture, not air, causes super glue to dry.

Only 14% of Americans say they've skinny dipped with the opposite sex.

"60 Minutes" on CBS is the only TV show to not have a theme song or music.

Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace.

Most boat owners name their boats. The most popular boat name requested is Obsession.

100% of all lottery winners gain weight.

An average American will spend an average of 6 months during his lifetime waiting at red lights.

The Olympic flag's colors are always red, black, blue, green and yellow rings on a field of white. This is because at least one of those colors appears on the flag of every nation on the planet.

Cats can hear ultrasound.

In a recent survey, Americans revealed that banana was their favorite smell.

In all three Godfather films, when you see oranges, there is a death (or a very close call) coming up soon.

If you were to spell out numbers, you would you have to go until 1,000 until you would find the letter "A".

23% of employees say they have had sex in the office.

Bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers were all invented by women.

Married men change their underwear twice as often as single men.

There are more collect calls on Father's Day than any other day of the year.

Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

40% of all people who come to a party in your home snoop in your medicine cabinet.

3.9% of all women surveyed say they never wear underwear.

Superman is featured on every episode of "Seinfeld", either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator.

85% of the men who cheat on their wives die while having sex.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served first class.

Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28

Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38

Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80

Percentage of American women who say they would marry the same man: 50

Percentage of men who say they are happier after their divorce or separation: 58

Percentage of women who say they are happier: 85

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches

Percentage of bird species that are monogamous: 90

Percentage of mammal species that are monogamous: 3

Chances that a burglary in the United States will be solved: 1 in 7

One third of the land in the United States is owned by the government.

The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards.

Antarctica is the only continent without reptiles or snakes.

An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.

In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

When George Lucas was mixing the American Graffiti soundtrack, he numbered the reels of film starting with an R and numbered the dialog starting with a D. Sound designer Walter Murch asked George for Reel 2, Dialog 2 by saying "R2D2". George liked the way that sounded so much he integrated that into another project he was working on.

The youngest pope was 11 years old.

Mark Twain didn't graduate from elementary school.

Proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses.

Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving dinner.

They have square watermelons in Japan - they stack better.

Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.

Heinz Catsup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles per year.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

Armadillos can be housebroken.

The first Fords had engines made by Dodge.

A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.

Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone.

A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside.

A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove.

A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.

Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today it is known as Tennessee.

The flashing warning light on the cylindrical Capitol Records tower spells out HOLLYWOOD in Morse code.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.

One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.

The average American will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year.

Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.

The State of Florida is bigger than England.

Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning.

It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland.

Thomas Edison, light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark.

During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food. That's the weight of about 6 elephants.

Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

The world's oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old.

In space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.

About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30.

More people use blue toothbrushes than red ones.

A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.

Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe.

In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons.

Slugs have 4 noses.

Recycling one glass jar saves enough energy to watch TV for 3 hours.

Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet.

Owls are the only birds who can see the color blue.

The average American drinks about 600 sodas a year.

It's against the law to slam your car door in Switzerland.

There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses.

Honeybees have hair on their eyes.

A jellyfish is 95 percent water.

In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals.

A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.

The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.

The penguin is the only bird who can swim, but not fly.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States.

America once issued a 5-cent bill.

You'll eat about 35,000 cookies in your lifetime.

Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under is cap to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings.

Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung.

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

The pitches that Babe Ruth hit for his last-ever homerun and that Joe DiMaggio hit for his first-ever homerun where thrown by the same man.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head.

In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs.

There are over 52.6 million dogs in the U.S.

Dogs and cats consume almost $7 billion worth of pet food a year.

Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.

The Pentagon has twice as many restrooms as necessary. When it was built, segregation was still in place in Virginia, so separate restrooms for blacks and whites were required by law.

In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

In 2003, there were 86 days of below-freezing weather in Hell, Michigan

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Jambatan Kedua Pulau Pinang



  • Menghubungkan Batu Kawan di Seberang Perai dan Batu Maung di Pulau Pinang.
  • Jambatan ini menelan kos kurang RM 4.5 bilion.
  • Usaha sama antara China Harbour Engineering Company Ltd dan UEM Builders Bhd, yang bermula pada 2008.
  • Mempunyai panjang 24 km (15 batu) dan bakal menjadi jambatan yang terpanjang di Malaysia dan Asia Tenggara.
  • Empat lorong dengan dua lorong motosikal akan dibina di atas jambatan ini.
  • Panjang jambatan ini ialah 24 km (15 batu). 17 km (10 batu) daripada jambatan ini akan merentasi Selat Selatan, selat yang menghubungkan Pulau dan Seberang Perai.
  • 1.5 km (1 batu) akan berada di kawasan Batu Maung, sementara 6 km (3 batu) akan berada di kawasan Batu Kawan.
  • Enam persimpangan lebuh raya akan dibina dalam projek ini.
  • Mempunyai dua platform yang meliputi kawasan perkhidmatan & rehat di persimpangan tengah.
  • Ia direka seakan-akan menyerupai mutiara.
  • Kawasan rehat ini akan menjadi kawasan rehat lebuhraya terapung pertama di Malaysia.
  • Mencapai 65 peratus (Oktober 2011) tahap kesiapan dan dijangka siap lebih awal daripada yang dijadualkan iaitu pada November 2013.


Penipuan Bio Aura - Hai-O Dibongkar!!


Salam... Tujuan saya masukkan artikel ini ke dalam blog saya bukanlah untuk menjatuhkan air muka sesiapa mahupun menutup peluang rezeki seseorang. hanya inginkan kepastian. setiap manusia dianugerahi Akal dan kita boleh menilainya.

Jebat USM



Sumber: PPIM

From: Jxxxxxxxxx 

  Sebaik-baik manusia ialah orang yang dapat memberi manfaat kepada orang lain (Hadis riwayat Al-Qudhi)



 
* PENGAKUAN BEKAS DSM HAI-O MARKETING
Kita ketahui bahawa produk yang ditawarkan perusahaan MLM sangat mahal dan kononnya terlalu eksklusif, sehingga kerap kali menyusahkan downline serta masyarakat dan sangat menguntungkan level di atasnya (up line). Seringkali harga produk di`mark-up' sampai empat bahkan lapan kali ganda dari harga yang sepatutnya. Bayangkan lah produk Water Filter yang seumpama dengannya malah mungkin lebih bagus pun dijual retail dalam lingkungan harga RM500.00 sahaja adakah patut Water Filter Bio Aura made in Taiwan ni yang nilai asalnya RM250.00~RM300.00 dijual pada harga RM2,100.00??

Ramai yang beli jugak kenapa? Sama ada yang beli tu masuk skim sebab nak join kawan-kawan jadi kaya raya ataupun memang bodoh bah*lul tak tau harga pasaran sesuatu produk dan terpedaya tanpa usul periksa dengan testimoni Pak Long itu Mak Long ini yang sengaja diada-adakan. Hal ini seharusnya dihindari, kerana cara ini adalah mengambil keuntungan dengan cara yang bathil, karena mengandung unsur kezaliman, yakni membebankan masyarakat pengguna.

Penetapan harga yang terlalu tinggi dari harga normal, sehingga membebankan pengguna, dapat dianalogikan dengan ghabn, iaitu menjual satu barang dengan harga tinggi dari harga modal sepatutnya. Syarikat Hai-O Cina ni memang pandai dalam strategi berniaga khususnya nak tipu orang melayu. Agaknya memang plan dia orang nak ambil kesempatan atas kebodohan melayu yang senang taksub dengan benda-benda karut dan testimoni Pak Long itu, Mak Long ini.

Cuba pergi buat survey sikit, ada tak Water Filter Bio Aura kat rumah orang cina kat Malaysia ni padahal Hai-O ni orang cina yang punya. Tak percaya ? Ingat Hai-O ni orang melayu punya bisnes nak tolong melayu ? Bukak website Hai-O dan check laa sendiri. Barisan Pengurusan Tertinggi Hai-O 2009

1. Suvit Lee - Director (Hai-O Energy)
2. Boon On Suee - Director/ Asst. General Manager (Kinds Resource)
3. Tan Tok Keong - Director/ General Manager (Hai-O Raya)
4. Soh Ai Choo - Director/ Manager (Seagull Advertising)
5. Tan Keng Song - Group Executive Director
6. Ng Lip Yong @ Ng Lip Sat - Managing Director (Hai-O Energy)
7. Tan Kee Hock - General Manager (Hai-O Enterprise)
8. Tan Siow Eng - Group Chief Treasurer
9. Hew Von Kin - Group Chief Financial Officer
10. Jym Ow Chee Wei - General Manager (Hai-O Marketing)
11. Chua Chun Siang - Director/ Asst. General Manager (SG Global)
12. Chris Chia Kuo Wui - Group Executive Director/Director & Asst. General Manager (Grand Brands)
13. Chai Meng Kow - Director/ Asst. General Manager (Hai-O Medicine)
14. Julie Tan Chwee Sin - Group Admin & Porperty Manager
15. Erica Lai Ah Moy @ Lee Ah Moy - Director/Administration Manager (Hai-O Energy)
16. Lim Ai Aik - Personal Assistant to MD (Hai-O Enterprise)
17. Philip Teo Kheng Leong - Asst. Area Manager(Hai-O Raya)
18. Tan Soh Hoon - Adminstration, Asst.Manager (Hai-O Marketing)
19. Thomas Chong Kit Keong - Creative Director (Seagull Advertising)
20. Eric Hew Koon Soong - Internal Audit Asst Manager (Hai-O Enterprise)
21. Jason Hong Kok Siong - Marketing & Branding Manager (Hai-O Raya)
22. Tan Leok Kwee -Asst. General Manager cum Merchandising Development Manager (Hai-O Raya)
23. Tan Tin Hoong - Branch Manager(Hai-O Raya)
24. Tan Leok Yen - Customer Service, Asst. Manager (Hai-O Marketing)
25. Teoh Soo Hin - Group Advertising & Publicity Manager
26. Tan Hock Seong - Store, Asst. Manager (Hai-O Marketing)
27. Mohamed Tajuddin - Assistant General Manager (Hai-O Marketing)
28. Teo Yew Chai - Asst. Warehouse Manager (Hai-O Enterprise)
29. Liu Wu Chiu - Chief Research Officer (Hai-O Enterprise)
30. Jonathan Chong Chee How - Chief English Editor (Hai-O Enterprise)
31. Bryan Tee Woon Onn - Senior Area Manager (Hai-O Raya)
32. Woon Chin Keong - Asst Merchandising Manager (Hai-O Raya)
33. Yap Oi Lin - Operations & Planning Manager (Hai-O Enterprise)
34. Jackson Cheah Kah Loong - Group MIS Manager
35. Tan Siew Kheng - Accounts Manager (Hai-O Raya)
36. Miandy Lai Seng Mian - Group Accountant
37. Wong Leong Foo - Regional Manager (Hai-O Raya)
38. Penny Wong Yee Ping - Asst. Accounts Manager (Hai-O Enterprise)
39. Chu Huon Peng - Asst. Franchise Development & Operations Manager (Hai-O Raya)
40. Wong Kim Far - Sales Manager (Chop Aik Seng)
41. Florence Lee Yuen Ngor - Customer Service Manager (Hai-O Marketing)
42. Jessica Lim Yim Peng - Group Personnel Manager
43. Yap Sooi Mee - Group Finance Manager
44. Yap Ai Ho - Operations Manager (Hai-O Marketing)
45. Ng Soh Bee - Project Coordinator(Hai-O Enterprise)
46. Tan Wan Ewe - Operations, Asst. Manager (SG Global)
47. Nancy Chua Swee Tin - Customs & Shipping Manager (Hai-O Enterprise)
48. Tan Siew Ze - Asst. General Manager (Hai-O Marketing)
49. Tan Sit Chung - Product Development & Promotion cum Distribution Manager (Hai-O)
Syarikat Hai-O sedari awal lagi telah buat perkiraan, kalau Water Filter Bio Aura ni dijual retail dengan harga RM500.00 di pasaran susah nak laku sebab kena bersaing dengan macam-macam brand water filter yang seumpamanya atau yang lebih bagus malah harganya pun lagi murah dan berpatutan. Contohnya water filter jenama Philips yang bukan sahaja setakat sistem penapisan malah menggunakan teknologi pancaran cahaya Ultra Violet untuk membunuh kuman pun hanya berharga RM699.00 satu di Pasaraya Carrefour. So bagi memastikan, produk Hai-O dia orang laku macam goreng pisang panas, dia kasi plan yang memberi komisyen tinggi kepada promoter, lebih tinggi dari harga asal produk. Buat sistem MLM sebab telah terbukti orang melayu ni suka sangat dengan sistem MLM atau dalam erti lain kempen mulut ke mulut. Orang melayu memang cepat percayakan produk-produk melalui rekomen kawan-kawan atau saudara mara. Haa... nak lagi meyakinkan, taruk laa nama Bio ke .... Magnetic ke ...... Tok Guru ke .... Aura ke ... orang melayu memang sejak azalinya memang cepat percaya benda-benda tradisional karut marut ni. Jual laa Gelang Besi Magnet. ke... Loket dari Batu Gunung Berapi laa.... Air Beroksigen Tinggi laa ... Air Magnet ke Air Bateri ke.... apa-apa pun boleh asalkan selitkan testimoni orang itu orang ini. Nak lagi senang orang percaya, sebutkan kemujarabannya telah dirasai oleh sanak saudara kita sendiri ataupun artis selebriti mana-mana. Haaa orang melayu gerenti percaya punya. Sanggup keluar duit pelaburan ASN RM2,100.00 sebab nakkan jugak manfaat Water Filter Bio-Aura ni.

Siapa Yang Untung - Siapa Yang Rugi

Dalam MLM ni bila promoter nak dapat komisyen tinggi punya pasal, seribu tipu seribu bohong pun dia sanggup asalkan produk laku terjual dapat komisyen tinggi. Orang melayu jugak yang sanggup tipu orang melayu. Orang cina nak tipu sesama cina pun tak sampai hati. Orang melayu bila dengar aje petikan nas-nas atau hadis, ayatkan lagi sikit dengan Insyaallah ... berkat Allah, bla... bla... memang terus cair laa. Berapa ramaipun orang kita yang dah jadi jutawan Hai-O ni, ramai lagi laa orang kita yang dah kena tipu setiap seorang RM1,850.00 (harga beli RM2,100.00 - nilai sebenar produk RM250.00-RM300.00). Water Filter Bio Aura hanyalah water filter yang menjamin kebersihan air untuk pelbagai kegunaan tapi bukanlah mesin penapis seribu rahmat yang kononnya boleh mencegah anda dari dijangkiti penyakit-penyakit seperti Artritis, Pedih hulu hati, Keletihan yang kronik, Masalah penghadaman, Kekejangan kaki dan lain-lain lagi tu. Kalau nak dikira macam tu seribu lebih baik pergi minum air perigi Zam-Zam yang terbukti banyak mengandungi mineral dan nilai PH Alkalinya yang stabil. Ramai yang tidak faham-faham konsep pemasaran MLM Hai-O ni. Secara ringkasnya contoh perkiraan (sistem agihan kadar keuntungan berbeza-beza mengikut kumpulan pemasaran tertentu) busines Hai-O ni seperti di bawah.

1. Saudara masuk jadi Usahawan Hai-O kena bayar RM21,000.00. Selepas itu diberi bonus pendahuluan RM3,000.00 (sebenarnya dipulangkan kembali duit Saudara tadi ~ taktik lazim seperti dalam mana-mana Skim Ponzi atau Skim Cepat Kaya tu la juga).

2. Saudara diberi 10 x Water Filter Bio Aura (kononnya setiap satu produk bernilai RM2,100.00 sepertimana yang tertera pada kotak produk - so kira-kira produk yang Saudara dapat tu kesemuanya berharga RM2,100.00). Hakikat sebenarnya 10 x RM300.00 iaitu kesemua produk hanya bernilai RM3,000.00 sahaja.

3. Saudara perlu jual 10 x produk tersebut dengan nilai RM2,100.00 untuk dapatkan kembali pelaburan Saudara sebanyak RM21,000.00. Saudara kena yakinkan pembeli yang produk tersebut sememangnya berbaloi dibeli dengan harga RM2,100.00 (jangan sesekali beritahu yang nilai sebenar produk hanyalah RM300.00).

4. Andai kata dalam tempoh 2 bulan sahaja Saudara telah dapat menjual kesemua 10 x produk Water Filter Bio Aura tersebut Saudara akan dapat balik pelaburan asal RM21,000.00. Maka dalam tempoh 2 bulan sahaja Saudara telah berjaya menjaya pendapatan tambahan sebanyak RM3,000.00 (bonus pendahuluan) dari bisnes Hai-O.

5. Rumusan perjalanan aktivitinya seperti di bawah;

Modal Perniagaan RM21,000.00 = RM21,000.00

- RM3,000.00 (bonus pendahuluan untuk Saudara) = RM18,000.00
- RM3,000.00 (harga produk RM300.00 x 10 unit) = RM15,000.00
6. Kemanakah baki RM15,000.00 keuntungan tersebut perginya? Saudara hanya berperanan sebagai jurujual Water Filter. Saudara berjaya menjual 10 x Water Filter maka Saudara layak dapat upah RM3,000.00 (awal-awal lagi Saudara dah dapat). Kalau Saudara gagal menjual 5 x produk tersebut maka Saudara tanggung laa kerugiannya iaitu RM2,100.00 x 5 produk (Stok tidak laku dengan kos RM10,500.00). Pastikan Saudara dapat jual kesemuanya kalau tidak mahu rugi. Stok-stok produk yang tidak laku tidak boleh dipulangkan semula kepada Hai-O untuk dapatkan pulangan wang. Kalau Saudara ingin menggandakan pendapatan yang Saudara telah dapat sebanyak RM3,000.00 dalam tempoh 2 bulan tadi, haaa Saudara beli lagi 10 x produk dengan harga RM21,000.00 macam yang Saudara telah lakukan. Setiap RM21,000.00 yang Saudara laburkan Saudara akan dapat keuntungan RM3,000.00. Lebih kurang macam Saudara jadi jurujual yang jual produk kat kaki lima, setiap satu produk terjual Saudara dapat RM300.00.

7. Saudara hanya untung RM3,000.00 tetapi kemanakah perginya baki RM15,000.00 keuntungan tersebut? Syarikat Hai-O meraih keuntungan RM1,500.00 bagi setiap 1 produk yang terjual? Sebenarnya tidak sebegitu. Syarikat Hai-O cuma meraih keuntungan sebanyak RM500.00 sahaja untuk setiap satu produk yang terjual. Selebihnya adalah habuan kepada para Usahawan Hai-O (Upline-Upline) yang di bawah mereka Saudara bernaung. Contoh agihan keuntungan MLM bagi pelaburan sebanyak RM21,000.00 adalah seperti di bawah:

Syarikat Hai-O ~ Untung Bersih RM5,000.00 (*RM500 x 10 produk)

(RM8,000.00 ditolak kos produk # RM300.00 x 10 = RM3,000.00)

Si Polan Upline A ~ Komisyen Upline RM2,000.00 (*RM200.00 x 10 produk)

Si Polan Upline B ~ Komisyen Upline RM2,000.00 (*RM200.00 x 10 produk)

Si Polan Upline C ~ Komisyen Upline RM2,000.00 (*RM200.00 x 10 produk)

Si Polan Upline D ~ Komisyen Upline RM2,000.00 (*RM200.00 x 10 produk)

Si Polan Upline E ~ Komisyen Upline RM2,000.00 (*RM200.00 x 10 produk)

Saudara ~ Komisyen Jualan RM3,000.00 (*RM300.00 x 10 produk)


MANGSA 1 (M1) [ M2, M3, M4, M5, M6, M7, M8, M9, M10]
Bayar RM2,100.00
Dapat produk # RM300.00
Kena Tipu RM1,800.00
(lihat * agihan hasil tipuan)

8. Andainya Saudara masih tidak mensyukuri rezeki yang telah Saudara terima... Saudara hendakkan lebih keuntungan tanpa perlu penat menjaja produk, kering air liur hanya nak dapatkan komisyen RM3,000.00 .... Saudara boleh tetapi dengan syarat kenalah mendapatkan prospek atau Down-line yang sanggup melaburkan RM21,000.00 untuk menjalankan bisnes jualan sepertimana yang Saudara telah laksanakan (untuk keuntungan rakan-rakan Upline). Bayangkan Saudara sudah berada di kedudukan Si Polan Upline E dan Saudara telah berjaya mendapatkan 10 x Downline. RM2,000.00 x 10 Downline sahaja Saudara telah menjana komisyen sebanyak RM10,000.00. Haaa ini lagi senang berbanding dengan setakat jadi jurujual yang kering air liur tapi dapat komisyen setakat RM3,000.00 aje. Cubalah Saudara bayangkan jika Saudara berjaya merekrutkan ramai Downline di bawah naungan Saudara. Saudara di kedudukan Si Polan Upline E dapat RM10,000.00 (mungkin dalam tempoh 1~2 bulan sahaja tu), kalau pada masa tu Saudara berada di kedudukan Si Polan Upline D pula mungkin dapat komisyen mencecah RM100,000.00 (mungkin dalam tempoh 1~2 bulan sahaja tu). Tidakkah LUMAYAN namanya tu?


Siapa Tipu Siapa

Ada akal ke Usahawan Hai-O ni suruh orang minum air paip tanpa dimasak terlebih dahulu. Ingat kuman bakteria dalam air tu besar sebesar telur kutu ke yang boleh ditapis-ditapis. Pembohong betul. Ataupun memang agenda Hai-O supaya orang ramai nanti dapat pelbagai macam penyakit... ada peluang jual ubat penawar lain pula. Tapi ada juga orang yang percaya cakap orang Hai-O ni. Nak buat macam mana, kecik-kecik dulu belajar Biologi tak habis. Apa yang `Doktor Hai-O' beritahu semuanya diterima bulat-bulat. Insyallah ..... kalau dapat sakit demam juga selepas itu, sesungguhnya semuanya dugaan dari Tuhan. Segala kejadian adalah kehendakNya juga kita diwajibkan berusaha, pakai produk Hai-O ni kira sebahagian dari usaha kita la. Semoga dimakbulkan segala doa dan diberkati segala usaha yang dimulakan dengan Bismillahirrahmanirahim.

Siapakah yang kena tipu ? Jawapannya ialah mereka yang membeli produk bernilai RM300.00 dengan harga yang telah dimarked up RM2,100.00. Terpedaya, teraniaya dan tertipu menyangkakan produk yang dibeli mempunyai seribu azimat.

Siapakah yang menipu ? Jawapannya ialah mereka yang menjual produk bernilai RM300.00 dengan harga yang telah dimarked up RM2,100.00. Mempedaya, menganiaya dan menipu mangsa supaya yakin produk yang dijual mempunyai seribu azimat. Tiada yang bercakap benar bahawa sesungguhnya dari jumlah RM2,100.00 yang dibayar itu RM300.00 untuk produk dan selebihnya RM1,800.00 adalah sedekah komisyen Up-Line.

Siapa yang untung ? Mereka yang bergelar Up-Line dan mempunyai pengikut Down Line yang ramai. Lagi banyak Down-line yang menjalankan kerja menipu orang, lebih banyak Water Filter Bio-Aura terjual maka lebih lebatlah income komisyen masuk dalam poket.

Siapa yang rugi ? Mereka yang bergelar Down Line yang menanggung dosa menipu orang ramai dengan hikayat Water Filter Bio-Aura yang mempunyai seribu satu azimat. Penat menipu untuk menjual 1 produk tapi komisyen yang dapat hanyalah RM300.00 tetapi Up-line yang di atas goyang kaki aje dapat habuan RM1,500.00 selebihnya. Mereka yang tidak berjaya menjual 10 x produk tersebut dengan harga RM2,100.00 terpaksalah menanggung kerugian pelaburan mereka sebanyak RM21,000.00.

- Dipetik dari Zaharudin,net Facebook

sekadar sebagai peringatan. tiada kena mengena dgn sesiapa yg masih hidup atau yang telah meninggal dunia............


KOMEN 2

Assalamuaalaikum.semua yg berniaga MLM mesti ambil untung berganda2 sbb nak bayar bonus dan bermacam2 lgi.sebenarnya product yg dijual kat malaysia melalui MLM kalau di Taiwan dgn China boleh dapat dimana2 je.just tukar je brand n import masuk malaysia.saya dapat maklumat ni sbb hampir setiap bulan sya ke sana.



Saturday, February 4, 2012

50 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew: (Guys perspective) Hehehehe~~

1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
10. Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines.
11. No guy will complain if he comes home and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked.
12. You don’t need lingerie to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank top are fine by us.
13. Girls look good naked so stop worrying.
14. Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity.
15. We are all kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy, just let us know.
16. Every so often no matter whether it is true or not remind us that we have the biggest penis you’ve ever dealt with.
17. If were not getting love we’ll start looking…(haha…just kidding…psych…I’m dead serious)
18. The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself.
19. Most of the time when I fantasize it is about another person.
20. If you, the girl, make out with another girl we won’t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior.
21. Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing.
22. You shouldn’t be flattered or grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you. All we need is Friction.
23. Porn…hmmm…Porn. Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop.
24. We masturbate, usually more when we are in a relationship, can’t explain it but it is just fact.
25. Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didn’t your parents teach you not to quit.
26. Giving head is never a bad idea.
27. We are conservationists at heart, water is our biggest love, so shower with us.
28. There are three acceptable ways to wake up: (1) You on top of us. (2) Getting head. (3) Some sort of breakfast.
29. We don’t mind going to gay movies with you but don’t tell our friends.
30. You can’t hold it against us if we cry after sports movies or “Old yeller.”
31. “The game is on” is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation.
32. Any harsh contact with the testicles should be assumed a serious injury but soft caresses are strongly encouraged.
33. You’re probably not as funny as you think.
34. Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one more girl say “he’s so hot” he may have to die.
35. Your period should be referred to as Blowjob week. (Influenced by a Maxim article)
36. Cooking makes a girl that much more attractive especially if she can use a grill.
37. You can’t get mad if we refuse to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of our friends.
38. For every fart that slips out when you are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this.
39. If we want to take naked pictures of you it is because we are proud and want to show you off to our friends.
40. The red light means the video camera is off.
41. A guy should be considered sensitive if he asks whether you want to do it with the lights on or off.
42. Whip cream and chocolate syrup are not just condiments for ice cream also Altoids just don’t make your breath fresher.
43. Nothing you will ever do will entitle you to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.)
44. The only thing left to be said after sex is “goodnight.”
45. Video games have helped us develop such finger skills that should only encourage us to play more often.
46. Critiquing our driving is only second to critiquing our love making.
47. Guys nights out are sacred events. If we answer questions we could be castrated.
48. If you ask us to go shopping you have to at least entertain the idea of having sex in a changing room.
49. The jeans don’t make your ass look fat. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat.
50. 99.5% of the time we didn’t mean to hurt you.

44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make you tear up :)
Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.
5-Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with you when you're with your friends.

Keep reading...

11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. It makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking about someone?

16-Always hug her and say, "I love you," whenever you see her.

17-Kiss her unexpectedly

18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19-Tell her shes beautiful- NOT SEXY! She wants to feel pretty- not skanky

20-Tell her the way you feel about her!

Oh, and on that last one... you need to show her you mean it too.

21-Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.

22-Tell her she means everything to you, but MEAN IT.
23-If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means she doesn't want to talk about it, so just hug her.
24-Make her feel loved.
25-Kiss her in front of other girls you know.

We might deny it but we actually LIKE it and WANT you to tickle us-
we love to flirt ;P

26-Don't lie to her.

27-Dont cheat on her.

28-Take her anywhere she wants.

29-Txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her.

30-Be there for her whenever she needs you, and even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you.

Are you still reading this? You better be- it's important.

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone, hold her close and kiss her.

33. Kiss her on the cheek (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).

34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.

35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If she's upset, comfort her.

Remember this next time you are with her...

36. When people diss her, stand up for her.

37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.

38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.

39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.

40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible.

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHE'S LOVED

41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.

42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.

43. Take her for long walks at night.

44. Always remind her how much you love her.

You'll never know when she needs just a little more love.

Can you describe what the picture tell about?

MAY ALLAH BLESS ALL OF US.........

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as you are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let you see us cry, unless we want you to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if you are interested. But we will later deny it or make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot or sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for you (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if you don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but you know...I think I like you in jeans better'

7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other or get advice on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught by ourselves with you because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves

8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else

9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until you prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that)

10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls

11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having you show us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot ass girlfriend! Aren't you jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl

12) Nicknames like "Babe, or darling" are safe to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess or Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking you are calling them to innocent or incapable of taking care of themselves.

13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just love to be called

14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell you that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" or "I love you". If you think they like you, there is a good chance they do.

15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up you in the hall and asks "Do you like Ashley?"

More often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask you because she is to shy to ask you herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now you are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at you in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if you already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that you like Ashley. Take a chance.

16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.

17) Girls love to feel special, even though they might not show it

18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless you tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if you are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not...

19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.

20) Girls love it when a guy pulls them close by the waist

21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how

22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be showing too much

23) A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON

24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration

25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever

26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.

27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't show it.

28) When a girl is upset and wants you to listen, she wants you to listen. She doesn't need you to fix it or tell her how to. She just wants you to listen.

29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if you pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And more likely than not, it will endear them to you more than anything else.

30) Girls love it when guys say their name

31) Girls love confidence

32) When a girl cooks for you, you know you mean a lot to her

33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony

34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.

35) Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.

37) No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us.

38) We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell you it is.

40) As far as you are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless you make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when you wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think you should wear that more often"

41) Whatever you do, don't just show up at our house unexpected or at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like you do. And no matter how much you would like to see that, we will likely never talk to you again

42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be dirt.

43) We want you to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want you to be too obvious.

44) We enjoy being kissed by you in front of your friends. It makes us feel like you care a lot about us.

45) You don't have PMS; so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will.

46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing

47) We don't want you to say you love us if you don't mean it

48) We love it when you make eye contact with us while we talk.

49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)

50) If you ask a girl out directly, more likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know you better and get to like you even more.

51) Most girls love it when guys ask them for advice.

52) Girls like it when you tell us what you are thinking, even if you don't understand it yourself

53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond

54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. You don't have to hang on our every word or give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If you don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, or worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive.

55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit you far more to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does

56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then you do you earn us. We not some trophy you can earn,put on a shelf and admire. You have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54)

57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!!





58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back.

59)The woman in your life needs to hear how you feel about her, and often. Tell her now

60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok.